Still wishing I was a Goonie – even now as I debate (f)utility bills with a sexily voiced yet
surprisingly obstinate automated telephonic system. If only she had the voice of Mama Fratelli – I’d pay more attention (and my bill).
“Kids Suck.” – Mama Fratelli
I wish to be Data and have his inventions – particularly slick shoes, though I’d adapt them for the dance-floor to pull off a more convincing James Brown. Unfortunately I am not Data – I am Chunk (please please small violins not necessary) – each morning I truffle shuffle getting out of the shower; heck, I truffle shuffle every five minutes. Like Chunk, I also would happily co-share a walk-in refrigerator with a dead FBI agent if the refrigerator was full of ice-cream, the only mystery to me was if Chunk carried a spare spoon in his back pocket and if so shouldn’t everyone?Be social, go on! Share this post.