To dudes that look like Morrissey

This is Morrissey.

Dear dudes,

that look like Morrissey, hoping that other people also think you look like Morrissey…

This is not Morrissey
Not Morrissey.

…let us have a conversation. Dudes.

Dude:
I am the son
And the heir
Of a shyness that is criminally vulgar
You, You shut your mouth
How can you say
Not to… put Band-Aids on my nipples
I am human and I need to be loved
Just like anybody else does.

Asshole:
You’re someone’s son
With upright brushed hair
And you’re wearing, a fashionable H&M jumper

Morrissey labelled Not Morrissey Incorrectly
Not Morrissey.
Picture of someone labelled Morrissey who is not Morrissey.
The real Morrissey dressed as someone not Morrissey.

You are human and you need to be loved,
And that’s why, you dress up as Morrissey.

Dude:
You, you shut your mouth
I am just a lonely and misunderstood outsider

Not really an asshole but the dudes WIFE:
Its ok just dress how you want
You’re not Morrissey so please stop pretending –
and you’re starting to scare the children.

Dude: (mumbles)
They think I look like Lord Barkis?
Or anyone in particular.

Lord Barkis, profile and face on.
Lord Barkis, profile and face on.

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Marc is busy defining the word idiot, which is handy because that is how he is generally referenced by people. He writes. He does a couple of comic characters. He is also what you might call a sit-down stand-up – if you can call ‘sitting down’ falling asleep.

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