‘Objective News’, the column where real impartial facts are sourced from incapable of speaking objects.
Bob (42) is married. Bob’s cousin Roberta (25), is also married – but to someone else (not Bob). Bob and Roberta seem to get on really really well. I thought perhaps too well. I asked several family members to comment on the situation, yet not one wanted to mention ‘the elephant in the room’.
So, this news hound did what he does best – I went straight to the elephant in the room and asked for comment.
I am Fergus Gomez Dog, and I don’t have time for this. (If you do, here was the last edition).